Monday, June 14, 2010

Helpful Advice

When you meet your new neighbor who just moved in across the street and he tells you that he has a seventeen year old daughter, DO NOT ask him which window is hers.

Because he is most likely going to take it the wrong way and get all upset over nothing.

Besides, that's easy enough to find out yourself.


  1. How long did it take for you to settle on the age 17 for that joke?

  2. Well it's a fine line to walk. Because being creepy can be funny - as long as you're not gross-creepy.

    I think 17 is distasteful, but just enough to get the point. Where 16 is a bit too gross and anything younger than that and you just look like a monster.