Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

I'm Not Racist

Some of my best friends are offensive racial stereotypes.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Pair O' Docks

I know I wouldn't be able to kill Hilter (because that would of course create a paradox that would unravel the fabric of time), but if I had a time machine, I would at least go back and put his hand in water when he's sleeping.