Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Tracy Morgan's Repressed Memories

In the 30 Rock episode, "Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land", Tracy returns to the neighborhood he grew up in. Once there, he begins to remember all of his repressed childhood memories...

I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs.
I watched a prostitute stab a clown.
Our basketball hoop was a ribcage.
Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish.
I’ve seen a crack-head breastfeeding a rat.
I’ve seen a homeless man cooking a hot pocket on the third rail of the G train.
I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse.
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom.
I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it.
I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire.
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s.
The sewer people stole my skateboard.
The projects I lived in was named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time.
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk.