Friday, October 22, 2010

Clandestine Misunderstanding

The other day my wife was going to the grocery store to pick up some things and I asked her to bring home some Hostess Pies for me.

But I guess she thought I said "Hostess Spies" because she came home with a couple of guys in tuxedos who ended up stealing all my top-secret pastry files!

Saturday, October 16, 2010

The Time Traveler

Here is a short film I made about time travel. Have you ever wondered what would happen if you met a time traveler? What kind of information or warnings they might be able to bring you across the very fabric of time? What if you could time travel? Who would you want to speak to from another time and what might you tell them?

I don't want to toot my own horn, but this is quite possibly the greatest piece of science-fiction storytelling ever. It is guaranteed to blow your mind.

Two other suggested films...


There's been some questions lately and I just want to clear up any confusion you may still have...

Xenophobia – the fear or contempt of that which is foreign or unknown, especially of strangers or foreign people.

Xanaduphobia – the fear or contempt of that which is disco, especially of roller disco (see also homophobia).

Friday, October 15, 2010

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Friday, October 8, 2010

Costume Party

I went to a costume party dressed like a hobo - and at first I felt a little awkward because there was another guy there who had my same costume. But then I found out that he wasn't wearing a costume, but was really just homeless. So then I felt very awkward.