In the 30 Rock episode, "Emmanuel Goes To Dinosaur Land", Tracy returns to the neighborhood he grew up in. Once there, he begins to remember all of his repressed childhood memories...
I slept on an old dog bed stuffed with wigs.
I watched a prostitute stab a clown.
Our basketball hoop was a ribcage.
Some guy with dreads electrocuted my fish.
I’ve seen a crack-head breastfeeding a rat.
I’ve seen a homeless man cooking a hot pocket on the third rail of the G train.
I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse.
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom.
I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it.
I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire.
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s.
The sewer people stole my skateboard.
The projects I lived in was named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time.
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo. They were very drunk.