I find the term "unicyclist" kind of demeaning. I personally prefer the term unicycle artist. You see it's the job of an artist to challenge societal conventions...conventions such as those that say bicycles should have two wheels.
Yes riding a unicycle is difficult. I suppose it would be much easier for me if I just sat back and never rode a unicycle a day in my life. That's true.
The leaders of this world only care about one thing: protecting their own asses. And power. And war. And conforming.
Well I too only have one thing I care about... you thought I was going to say unicycling, didn't you? Well you are wrong. The one thing I care about is love and peace and questioning things.
Riding my unicycle is just my vehicle for delivering that message.
Open your eyes human race! Put down your guns and your wallets for one minute and just open your eyes! And check out this trick I can do on my unicycle!
Sometimes people ask me how I can do so many amazing things on a unicycle. My reply: How can I not???
How can I NOT???
That's a rhetorical question. Don't answer it, just think about it.