Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Fat Guy Proverbs

All that glitters is not Golden Grahams.

The early bird catches the gummy worm.

Every Ding Dong has a silver lining.

You can't make a Cadbury Cream Omelet without breaking a few Cadbury Cream Eggs.

Beggars can't be Charleston Chewsers.

Curiosity killed the Kit Kat.

One bad apple danish spoils the brunch.

Give a man a package of Swedish Fish, he will eat for a minute. Teach a man where to buy Swedish Fish in bulk (Costco) and he will eat for a lifetime.


  1. You had me with everything but the charleston chew. So gross! But the joke works.