"There's nothing I like better than kicking the brown bread out of a bunch of commies high on potato juice."
"Everybody eats chicken. Some, like me, for revenge."
"Somewhere in hell, somebody's putting the wood to a quality broad."
"Symbolic. Like when a Cuban sleeps with your wife, he leaves his pants on the mailbox."
"The blond one did it. Probably a Samoan. Those peach-eating bastards will steal anything ain't stuffed down your pants."
"No disrespect to your wife, but it's amazing you ever got that oven-jokey to to uncross her honey-sticks for you."
"I'll make your little miserable island-hopping life so hellish. you'll wish you never crawled out of your mommy's baby-maker."
I miss that show.
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