Buy T-Shirts I Designed!

If you go HERE you can get a T-shirt with one of my designs on it. There's plenty of options for men, women, and children in tons of different colors. There's even American Apparel options. And aprons, and tote bags and mouse pads.

You should totally get your girlfriend a tank top with a picture of Edward James Olmos on it.

Shardene

From The Wire.

Fat Guy Proverbs

All that glitters is not Golden Grahams.

The early bird catches the gummy worm.

Every Ding Dong has a silver lining.

You can't make a Cadbury Cream Omelet without breaking a few Cadbury Cream Eggs.

Beggars can't be Charleston Chewsers.

Curiosity killed the Kit Kat.

One bad apple danish spoils the brunch.

Give a man a package of Swedish Fish, he will eat for a minute. Teach a man where to buy Swedish Fish in bulk (Costco) and he will eat for a lifetime.

Trashcan Sinatras

The State Room (SLC), March 29, 2011 (acoustic tour)