Sometimes I Wish I Was Narcoleptic

Because I love naps.

And surprises.

Star Wars Or Big Love?

Do you think there should be a limit to how many Princess Leias one man should have?

How many Princess Leias do you feel that you would you need personally?

Is this really a question of “want” vs “need”?

Is this really an example of American excess?

Do you think in third world countries people would be happy to have even one Princess Leia?

Do you think it is fair to the other Princess Leias that he obviously favors the short haired one?

Funny Friday!

Knock Knock
- Who’s there?
The man who is sleeping with.
- The man who is sleeping with who?
The man who is sleeping with your wife.
- I’m going to kill you.

Powers Sketches

Powers issue 4 cover and interiors side-by-side with the original layout sketches I got from artist, Mike Oeming last month at the Emerald City ComiCon.

Powers is my favorite comic and issue 4 (of the current series) is out today.

Ninja Co-Worker

If I was a ninja, I would always be giving the other ninjas in the office a hard time by asking them "are you shuriken hard or hardly shuriken?"

Avengers #4

NAMOR: Is this all my strength is good for?? To lash out at uncomprehending Eskimos??

Funny Friday!

A man and his son are fishing on a lake. The son keeps catching fish, but the dad isn’t catching anything. Every fish the kid catches is bigger than the last. After a couple of hours, the dad says to the son “Boy, there’s something I need to talk to you about.”

The boy says “what is it dad?”

The dad says “Your mother and I are getting a divorce.”

Book Idea

I am writing a book about a guy who gets a really bad gastrointestinal disease in the 1960s.

It's called Cholera In The Time Of Love.

Funny Friday!

Two blondes are standing on the corner by a bus stop. The Number Five bus stops and opens its doors, but the blondes do not get in. Ten minutes later, the Number Eight bus stops and opens its doors, but the blondes do not get in. This goes on for a couple of hours – every ten minutes, a bus pulls up, but the blondes do not get in.

Because the blondes aren’t actually waiting for a bus, they are hookers.